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10 fascinating economy facts

2018-10-24T12:55:39+00:00

1. If you divide their net worths by their age, Carlos Slim and Bill Gates have each accumulated more than $100,000 in net worth for every hour they’ve been alive.

2. According to Forbes, if a Google employee passes away, “their surviving spouse or domestic partner will receive a check for 50% of their salary every year for the next decade.”

3. According to the Deutsche Bank Long-Term Asset Return Study, the last time interest rates were near current levels, in the 1950s, Treasury bonds lost 40% of their inflation-adjusted value over the following three decades.

4. According to a study by Harvard professor David Wise and two colleagues, 46.1% of Americans die with less than $10,000 in assets.

5. There are 3.8 million fewer Americans aged 30 to 44 today than there were a decade ago. Moreover, he population of Americans aged 30 to 44 is about to start increasing for the first time since 2000.

6. Since 1928, the Dow Jones has increased more than 10% in a single day eight times, declined more than 10% in a single day four times, and gone either up or down more than 5% in a single day 136 times.

7. U.S. oil production grew more in 2012 than in any year in the history of the domestic industry, which began in 1859.

8. Start with a dollar. Double it every day. In 48 days you’ll own every financial asset that exists on the planet — about $200 trillion.

9. Adjusting for inflation, Warren Buffett was a millionaire by age 25.

10. Including dividends, the S&P 500 gained 135% from March 2009 through January 2013, during what people remember as the “Great Recession.” It gained the exact same amount from 1996 to 2000, during what people remember as the “greatest bull market in history.”

13 jokes for a lucky trading day!

2018-04-16T13:40:30+00:00

1) One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked.’I'm looking for my dollar bill,’ Max replied. ‘I lost it down the road.'’Why don’t you look for it there?'’Because the light’s better here!’

2) Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neigbourhood without moving.

3) Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.

4) How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.

5) What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.

6) I just went partners with my bank. They own half my car.

7) My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.

8) A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.

9) A man went to his bank manager and said, 'I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?' 'Simple,' said the bank manager. 'Buy a big one and wait.'

10) - Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?
- I did!
- Well, heres the elastic band.

11) At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!". The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" - "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"

12) - Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
- I would have five dollars...
- You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
- You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...

13) A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

Amazing facts about stock market

2018-07-09T14:16:13+00:00

Have you seen this hilarous commercial?

2018-06-21T11:37:56+00:00

Take a little break in your day and have a good laugh with panda!

Love poetry? Get some laughs with this trading poem

2018-05-16T14:08:14+00:00

Today's Stock Market Report:

Helium was up, feathers were down.

Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.

Knives were up sharply.

Cows steered into a bull market.

Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing.

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading.

Light switches were off.

Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

Diapers remained unchanged.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.

The market for raisins dried up.

Coca Cola fizzled.

Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

Sun peaked at midday.

Balloon prices were inflated.

Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

Surprising facts about money.

2018-07-26T14:38:40+00:00

Are you a trading pro who knows seemingly everything about money? Well, how many of these facts have you already known?

Take a little break from trading

2018-08-21T14:19:24+00:00

Is trading too intense today? We understand. You can relax by looking at this adorable video!

A quick laugh and then back to those currencies! :)

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2021-04-26T13:36:56+00:00

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2021-04-26T13:37:16+00:00

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